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NO!
12 January 2005 4 18:33
Inspired by and without permission from Owl-Biscuit, with no elaboration or justification, because I think it's a concise and healthy way of venting, and just be-fucking-cause: NO!
Fifty-Odd Things the DJRainDog Does NOT Like... 1. Bananas.
2. Pears.
3. Jell-O.
4. Skim milk.
5. Lemon in my water.
6. Jagermeister.
7. Cigarette smoke.
8. Amphetamines.
9. Snitty gym-bunny fags.
10. Pleated trousers.
11. Neck-ties.
12. The colour orange.
13. Farts.
14. The Spanish language, particularly on signs in this country.
15. Improper spelling and/or grammar.
16. Strong north-eastern (except Maine) and mid-western accents.
17. People who walk from car to car on the subway.
18. The incompetent fucks who run the MTA.
19. The New York Post.
20. George W. Bush & Co.
21. Discriminatory legislation.
22. Lies and the people who tell them.
23. The "Religious Right".
24. Fundamentalism.
25. Facial hair.
26. People who talk incessantly about themselves and/or their careers.
27. People who have pretentious, "deep" conversations in public.
28. Fluorescent lighting.
29. Tourists.
30. Interstate Highway 95 in New York and Connecticut.
31. People who drive the speed limit in the left lane.
32. Mini-Coopers.
33. SUVs.
34. Parades.
35. Parking tickets.
36. Having to pay bills on time.
37. Chores of any sort.
38. Unclean bathrooms.
39. Major-league sports.
40. "Talent-free" "artists".
41. "Reality TV".
42. MTV.
43. Target Ads.
44. Microsoft.
45. Wal-Mart.
46. Companies which profit from people's ill health.
47. Insects or arachnids which might bite, sting, or otherwise contaminate.
48. Numbers containing 6.
49. Telephones.
50. Regis Philbin.
51. Chris Farley.
52. Feedback.
53. "Piano Man".
54. Green beer.
55. Popcorn.
56. War. r
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