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Oh, Canada!
07 October 2005
4 15:14

Sometimes, I think I really want to be a Canadian. Among other things (like better weather, in my opinion, cool accents that turn me on, lots of hockey, and more space, since they have about one tenth as many people as the U.S.), they have MUCH better music (and their musicians tend to be more attractive, too). It's like they have nothing else to do but sit around being pretty and wholesome and making great music, because they aren't busy persecuting homosexuals and making war on everybody who's not a fundamentalist Christian.

Seriously.

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